To Whom It May Concern

Dear Sports Reporters,
Stop defending Farve and clamining that his departure from Green Bay was forced so therefore they think he shouldn't be booed. Did you guys not see what he did to GB? GB finally grew balls and got rid of him when he couldn't decide if HE wanted to be there or not and then wanted to play ...on the Vickings so that he could play against GB. He was, and still is, a douche. So BOOOOOOO BRETT FARVE

~Patti

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Dear People Who Decide What Football Game I Get to Watch
WHY IS PITTSBURGH NOT GETTING THE EAGLES GAME??????????? The Steerlers have a bye week and the game you choose to show on Fox is the 49ers vs Colts???!!!! WTF???!!! You have an AMAZING game playing at 1pm that involves a PENNSYLVANIA team and you choose a game that is POINTLESS to 99.9% of residents of Pittsburgh? Why? What is wrong with you people who decide what game cities get to watch??!!!!!!!

~Patti

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Dear Congress,

You are grilling the NFL because they only allow their employees (yes, the players are employees) go to team doctors in regards to injury. You say its not fair because you have the coach breathing down the doctors neck to clear the player. NEWS FLASH: Welcome to the world of company owned health insurance. When I got stitches in my hand, I HAD TO go to an "approved" doctor. Granted, the doctor didn't have my bosses breathing down their neck but my bosses were breathing down mine. They kept complaining that I couldn't do everything. They were pressuring me to get them removed early. So in short Congress, if you only find it an issue that the NFL makes their employees go to an assigned doctor, you have just proved that 1) you're blind when it comes to health care 2) seem to only care about rich people and 3) you care more about sports then you do about ACTUAL issues like Iraq, health care, or Afghanistan. You only worry about crap like this to make it look like you are doing something.

~Patti

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Dear Tom Cable
I don't know if I believe that you hit all these women but I do believe you hit your assistant coach. Yet, I don't think you should get fired. Why? You're the coach for the Raiders. They are all a bunch of loonies.

~Patti

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I think I've done enough bitching for only have been awake for an hour. Maybe more later. Maybe not. I haven't decided yet. (I'm channeling Brett Farve)


~You do all this big talk so now let's see you walk it