Chickens Eat Farmer

Will you believe me if I tell you? Most people don't. Most think I"m crazy or on drugs but its true; chickens really did attack and kill my husband.

We lived on a quiet farm out in the middle of nowhere. On our farm we had chickens, cows, pigs,and sheep, all of which we took of with all of our heart. However, for some strange reason, the chickens were always picky about what food they wanted to eat. My husband tried everything. One day, as he was trying to cut open a bag with a knife, he cut himself thus getting blood on the feed. Well, I guess one of the chickens got a taste of the blood-covered feed, gobbled it all up and somehow informed the other chickens because the next day was when it happened.

I was in the kitchen making breakfast, as I always am when my husband feeds the chickens, when all of the sudden I heard this blood curtly scream. I ran outside in a panic looking for where it was coming from. To my horror, I saw my husband's head and he appeared to have grown a body of chickens. As he feel onto the ground, he screamed at me that the chickens were eating him and to call 911. I was in total shock to process what I was seeing. Chickens eating a man? I couldn't rap my head around it. I finally snapped back, ran inside, and called 911. I told them my husband was in grave pain (I couldn't even bring myself to say he was being eaten by chickens) and that they should hurry. I then hung up and ran outside to try and help.

When I got out there, I no longer heard the loud painful screams my husband had been releasing earlier. Now all I heard was a muffled sound coming from underneath a pile of chickens. Then, as if someone flicked a switch, the muffled sound stopped. I realized what this meant and started to scream. The blood thirsty chickens had eaten my husband! I was so freaked out that all I could do was stand there and scream as the chickens finished off my husband, leaving only a pile of bloody bones.

The police found me like that; paralyzed and screaming at the chickens. When they asked me what had happened I told them everything. I begged them to believe me but I knew they wouldn't. They tell me that I found out he was going to leave me so I attacked him and then fed him to the hungry chickens but I know I wouldn't do that. I loved my husband! I saw it with my own two eyes! The chickens ate him! You believe me. Right?